Dragon and Chips Omnibus One: The whole series in one huge omnibus
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"An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour."
A Portion of Dragon and Chips
When a mild-mannered, old robot gets stranded in a medieval kingdom, things immediately go downhill. Trapped without a battery recharge, he must dodge a homicidal knight, a greedy queen, and a conniving spymaster—all desperate to exploit or destroy the mechanical marvel.
A Butt of Heads
Still stuck in the past, our metallic hero faces a whole new wave of chaos. Between leading a motley crew to capture a baby dragon—and surviving its furious parents—he must evade the City Guard and their blunt-axe disassembly plans. Worse still, five kingdoms are teetering on the brink of war, and a drunken cadre of dwarves isn't helping.
A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
War clouds gather as heads of state drop like flies in a series of highly improbable accidents. With siege engines rolling, human armies massing, and dwarves nursing hangovers, the junky old robot and a suspiciously familiar new ally must navigate the ultimate medieval meltdown.
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About the author
Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.
By day he's an author. By night he's also an author.
He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting the letter U into words where -- in some parts of the world at least -- this simply isn't the done thing.
As for his genre-spanning novels, they include epic fantasy (with robots), scifi comedy (also with robots), middle grade humour (featuring robots AND the wanton use of the letter U), as well as a series of historical mystery novels set in 1870's London. (No, of course there aren't robots in those. He's not completely out of his mind.)
When he's not writing Simon is usually renovating his house, sim-racing online, using twitter (@spacejock), gardening, tweaking his book covers, pondering the meaning of the universe and reading, and if you think it's easy doing all that at the same time you should see what he can do with a mug of coffee, a banana and a large bag of salt.
When he's not making outlandish claims he likes to count how many novels he's written, and how many genres he's written them in. (Lots and too many.)
Finally, if you want to hear Simon reading one of his award-winning stories, you'll find an enticement to join his newsletter here: spacejock.com.au/ML.html
