Zero: A gloriously funny, feelgood, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp

Hal Spacejock Book 0 · Bowman Press
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Learning on the job might not be the best idea when that 'job' is flying someone else's spaceship.

Broke, about to get evicted, and bullied non-stop by his human-hating robot supervisor, Hal Spacejock is desperate to escape his miserable life as a cargo loader at a third-rate spaceport.

After helping an eccentric old nobleman threatened by two armed thugs in the shadow of a rusty, condemned starship, Hal sees his ticket to the stars. Don Manuel needs a pilot for his space-faring wreck, and Hal is more than happy to lie about his qualifications.

All Hal has to do now is figure out how to fly a starship before anyone realizes he's a complete fraud.

Hal Spacejock: Zero is the prequel to the popular Hal Spacejock series.

Learning on the job might not be the best idea when that 'job' is flying someone else's spaceship. Broke, about to get evicted, and bullied non-stop by his human-hating robot supervisor, Hal Spacejock is desperate to escape his miserable life as a cargo loader at a third-rate spaceport. After hel...

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97 reviews
Hugo S
February 28, 2024
This is my first experience with the work of this talented writer. I enjoyed the writing style and the story-line but the characters were rather uninspiring.
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Rivers Mom
July 23, 2025
This is an EXCELLENT Read!!! And I LOVE his wanton use of the letter "U"...even though I am from a part of the world that simply doesn't participate in the wanton use of the letter "U"...LOL!!! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this book and any and all books by this Author... Simon Haynes!!! He has a fantastic sense of humor (or in the author's case)...humoUr...lol!!! I would also LOVE to see what the author can do with a mug of coffee, a banana, and a big bag of salt...lmao!!! You'll have to read one of his books or short stories to find out what that means...just be sure to read the info about the author!!!!
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Christopher Gerry
September 28, 2026
good, humorous (notice the use of U) read. Look forward for more books 📚 😀
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About the author

Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.

By day he's an author. By night he's also an author.

He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting the letter U into words where -- in some parts of the world at least -- this simply isn't the done thing.

As for his genre-spanning novels, they include epic fantasy (with robots), scifi comedy (also with robots), middle grade humour (featuring robots AND the wanton use of the letter U), as well as a series of historical mystery novels set in 1870's London. (No, of course there aren't robots in those. He's not completely out of his mind.)

When he's not writing Simon is usually renovating his house, sim-racing online, using twitter (@spacejock), gardening, tweaking his book covers, pondering the meaning of the universe and reading, and if you think it's easy doing all that at the same time you should see what he can do with a mug of coffee, a banana and a large bag of salt.

When he's not making outlandish claims he likes to count how many novels he's written, and how many genres he's written them in. (Lots and too many.)

Finally, if you want to hear Simon reading one of his award-winning stories, you'll find an enticement to join his newsletter here: spacejock.com.au/ML.html

Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one. By day he's an author. By night he's also an author. He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting...

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