Samuel Sattin is a graduate of the Mills College MFA in creative writing and the recipient of NYS and SLS Fellowships. His work has appeared inThe Cobalt Review, Cent Magazine, Out of the Gutter Online, The Weeklings, Ink Well, Generations,andKotaku. He was raised the child of an ill-fit marriage between an NES and an Atari, and has been under constant psychoanalytic surveillance ever since. He lives in Oakland, California. Original illustrations by Peter Reed.