Noah Can't Even

· Scholastic UK
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"A riotous, real-feeling debut" - The Guardian

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is... Well, it's pure hell. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school?

Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light?

But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party.

That's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

  • One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and the Noah Can't Even books.
  • A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera
  • Simon's book You're The One That I Want won the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted for the YA Book Award in association with Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022

MORE PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN

'I loved Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'. The Bookseller

'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle

'A debut I very much loved' Juno Dawson, author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK

'Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson, author of The Art of Being Normal

'A riotous, real-feeling YA debut' - The Guardian
"A riotous, real-feeling debut" - The Guardian Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is... Well, it's pure hell. Why can't Noah be...

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10 reviews
Mohammed Rizwan
February 19, 2018
Wow! The things that happen to Noah! It's difficult finding YA LGBT books, set in the UK. When I came across this, I had to have it, and I am so glad I bought it. Noah is a fifteen year old, going through some....interesting stuff. Everything seems to be average, until his best friend Harry kisses him. This opens up all kinds of scenarios that Noah deals with, in a very funny way. As a character, Noah is hilarious! He's in top set for everything, except maybe self-awareness. He's into Murder, She Wrote and Agatha Christie, thinks he might be into Sophie, knows the difference between types of wine glasses, and uses "their" and "there" appropriately. He's also against the use of American English. However, the writer does use two instances of American English, which....annoyed me, let's just say. One was the use of "snuck" (ew). The other was the use of the simple past tense with a time adverb. Hugely nitpicky, I know, but these American English uses did stand out to me because of Noah's insistence on preferring British English. The writing is very funny, and I do think that SJG does a really good job of portraying teenage life, though I was rather surprised at the things that happen in a place called Little Fobbing! It really should be called Great Fibbing! Overall, I would really like to see a sequel, and, hopefully, this book will get optioned for a film!!
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Richard Evans
January 16, 2020
Charming and funny. Lighthearted. No one commits suicide or gets killed. I look forward to reading about Noah in the next book.
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Jay_2Studio s
July 16, 2019
This was an amazing book. I picked it up and couldn't put it back down I'm not lying this is amazing
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