The Unmagical Life of Briar Jones: A Novel

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“A moving meditation on friendship and trust, class and power, the terrible choices that do not have to define us. It’s my favorite fantasy novel I’ve read all year.” –New York Times Book Review

Dark academia meets contemporary fantasy in this timely page-turner about a student who fails to gain admission to the UK's only school of magic but then gets a job there years later and unearths the ugly secrets hiding behind its ancient walls.

For as long as they can remember, Briar Jones dreamed of attending the Temple School of Thaumaturgy. Behind its ornate gates, the elite boarding school—the place that has produced the most CEOs and Prime Ministers in British history—is whispered to be magical.

Briar's best friend, Sebastian Wolfe, never cared about Temple. He just wanted them to stay together forever.

When, at age eleven, Seb gets an acceptance letter and Briar doesn't, their childhood friendship is shattered. Seb vanishes onto Temple's grounds and Briar resigns themself to a mundane life. But they can't completely forget their yearning for Temple, to be one of the chosen in the ivory tower.

Then, seven years later, Briar secures a temp job sorting through the junk in Temple’s attics. And they discover that quiet, sensitive Seb, the boy they once loved more than anything else in the world, has become Bastian: a beautiful, arrogant villain feared by the entire school. And worse, the secrets Temple is hiding might not be so enchanting after all.

Discover why your favorite authors are raving about The Unmagical Life of Briar Jones!


  • "Croucher's blend of light and dark, humor and trauma, is so refreshing, as is their taut, evocative prose. The pages flew by, and I didn't want my time with Briar and Seb and the crew to end." -V.E. Schwab
  • "I feel dreamy and half in love just thinking about the chance to return to it, even though I know what sinister turns yet await." -Olivie Blake
  • "A wondrous book not just about magic and mayhem but also about love and hurt and how we survive it all together." -John Green
  • "A delicious and diabolical feast for lovers of dark academia, romantasy, complex queer romance." -Casey McQuiston
  • "Fans of The Magicians and Ninth House have found their new obsession." -Laura Steven
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4 reviews
Andrea Bahr
September 17, 2026
This book was a DNF for me(40%). Probably some spoilers. The main character being a faculty member and openly in cahoots with students and not getting in trouble was just hard to grasp. Not to mention the deadly and traumatic hazing by elder students onto younger students to weed out the week, all while getting away with it. Because if the younger students don't participate, the school sends them packing. Even fraternity hazing doesn't go unpunished. My biggest ick was the deliberate making fun of mental health and therapy, specifically EMDR. I could honestly keep going, but these were probably my biggest reasons for quitting reading.
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behrouz yaghmaeian
September 10, 2026
مادر هرچی ایرانیه سگ گایید تنظیمات گوشی منو عوض نکن بیناموس فیس بوک و اینستاگرام من کو من اجازه ندادم به‌گوگل به اس ام اس و کالم دسترسی داشته باشه خونه زندگی من کو کس مادرا من دارو نمیخوام‌خونه میخوام پول میخوام کارای کیریتون با صاحب کارای کیریتون و نمیخوام مادر سگ اگه آدم دوست و خونواده و وطن داشته باشه تو خیابون نمیخوابه بهش دارو بدن بیناموس تو خیابون دوای کیر و خایه بهش نمیدن موقع رانندگی بهش دارو نمیدن آدم دوست و خونواده دار یه شب بیرون میخوابه نه یه سال یه کار عوض میکنه نه صدتا
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Tetiana Sokolenko
October 17, 2026
неймовірно цікава та захоплива книга, темна академія в праймі
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About the author

Lex Croucher grew up in Surrey and now lives in London. With a background in social media for NGOs, Lex has written historical-ish rom-coms for adults (Reputation, Infamous, Trouble) and historical fantasy rom-coms for teenagers, including Gwen and Art Are Not in Love, the New York Times bestseller which won the 2024 YA Book Prize. The Unmagical Life of Briar Jones is their adult fantasy debut.

Lex Croucher grew up in Surrey and now lives in London. With a background in social media for NGOs, Lex has written historical-ish rom-coms for adults (Reputation, Infamous, Trouble) and historical fantasy rom-coms for teenagers, including Gwen and Art Are Not in Love, the New York Times bestsell...

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