I Hate Your Guts

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This New York Times bestselling author may hate your guts, but you’ll be laughing too hard to care in this blisteringly funny essay collection.

What do Steve Martin, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and Dr. Phil have in common? Jim Norton hates their guts. And he probably hates yours, too, especially if you’re a New York Yankee, a Starbucks employee, or his high school bully.

In thirty-five hilarious essays, New York Times bestselling author and comedian Jim Norton spews bile on the people he loathes but don’t worry, he is equally atrocious to himself. He savages himself for his humiliating days as a white homeboy, his balletlike spins in the outfield during a little league game, and his embarrassingly botched attempt at a celebrity shout-out while taping his new HBO stand-up series.

For the legions of devoted fans who know Jim Norton for his raw, sometimes brutal comedy, I Hate Your Guts is what you've been waiting for. But even more important—it’s a great book to read while taking a shit.
This New York Times bestselling author may hate your guts, but you’ll be laughing too hard to care in this blisteringly funny essay collection. What do Steve Martin, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and Dr. Phil have in common? Jim Norton hates their guts. And he probably hates yours, too, especially i...

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38 reviews
Rory Fagan
April 25, 2016
I don't know why on earth people enjoy laughing at others mistakes personality or life. It's not human, it's cruel and sick. Its funny on the outside but put your self in their shoes, and care about what other people think. Just because everyone is laughing does not mean its not cruel and hurtful.
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A Google user
July 2, 2012
The people that don't like this book is the reason the book is funny, bunch of hypersensitive cry babies. If your easily offended don't bother. This book is hilarious all the way through.
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Dean Stewart
July 3, 2015
Substitute real comedy with crudeness. Not offended, just not enough clever comedy.
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About the author

Jim Norton is stand-up comedian who is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central’s Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO’s Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He performs his stand-up all over the country.
Jim Norton is stand-up comedian who is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central’s Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO’s Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He performs his stand-up all...

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