Okay, thatās a lot to swallow at once. But itās true I was booted from the convent after doing something unspeakable. Something I had no control over. Something that lives inside me to this day, exploding out like that chestburster in Alien when I least suspect it.
But I have help. My amazing friend Coopāthe demon who saved me from an ugly endāremains by my side, loyal and true. She was Hellās best tattoo artist back in the day, and together with my designs, weāre opening Inkerbelleās Tattoos and Piercings, right in the heart of Portlandās most darling district, Cobbler Cove.
Of course, our bid to fit in would be a little less rocky if I could help Coop assimilate with humans, keep a lid on our sassy talking owl, Livingstonā¦oh, and if someone hadnāt killed our landlord on day oneāin our shop.
This mystery-loving, bumbling ex-nun and her trusty demon sidekick are on the case! If I donāt bumble my way right into my own demise firstā¦
USA Today Bestselling author Dakota Cassidy writes humorous cozy mysteries and both paranormal and contemporary romance and she lives for a good laugh in her life and her writing.
Her goals are simple: banish the color yellow forever, create world peace via hot rollers and Aqua Net, and nab every tiara in the land by competing in the Miss USA, Miss Universe, and Miss World pageants. And of course, write really funny, romantic, mysterious books!
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