Then, after a workplace incident that could have happened to anyone, Esme unintentionally becomes the most important person in this—or perhaps any—universe. We don't have time to get into exactly why this is, but to remedy it, Esme must find an uncharted land and fulfill a prophecy that has been on hold since the dawn of time.
She has spent her whole life trying not to become a main character. Now, a lot of things are about to happen to her: in fact, everything, and so much.
Andrew H. Murray is an author, broadcaster and comedian. He cohosts the award-winning podcast No Such Thing As a Fish, which is one of the top 10 podcasts in the UK and has been downloaded 500 million times, as well as BBC Radio 4’s satirical news program The Naked Week. He writes jokes and journalism for Private Eye (think: a hybrid of The Onion and The Nation). Murray lives in London.