The Soy Latte Serial Killer

When his 95-year-old grandmother dies "of Coldvir-20," Nathan embarks on a one-man mission to prove the virus is deadly to everyone. His plan? Become a serial killer.

Disguised in stolen scrubs and armed with poisoned syringes, Nathan sets out to murder young Coldvir-positive Victorians for the greater good. Because nothing says "solidarity" like injecting hipsters, TikTok influencers, woke academics, and escorts with hospital-grade poison — all to help Premier Danielle Anders justify her CCP-inspired police state.

As the body count rises and the Premier celebrates each new "tragic young death," Nathan hurtles toward his ultimate goal: giving his homophobic capitalist grandmother the Coldvir she so richly deserves.

A pitch-black satirical rampage through Melbourne's lockdown madness, virtue-signalling leftism, and bureaucratic tyranny.

Some heroes wear capes. Nathan wears three masks and smells faintly of oat milk.