The Genius Files #2: Never Say Genius

They never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling French fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history—and the most awesome!

With Dan Gutman’s laugh-out-loud humor and featuring photos and weird-but-true American tourist destinations like the National Mustard Museum, The Genius Files is a one-of-a-kind mix of geography and fun.

Don't miss the next action-packed book, The Genius Files #3: You Only Die Twice!

This family vacation includes way more explosions than pit stops.

• Road Trip Adventure: Join twins Coke and Pepsi on a hilarious and high-stakes RV tour of the Midwest’s weirdest tourist traps—with their clueless parents along for the ride.
• Action-Packed Hijinks: From escaping a vat of boiling French fries to surviving a high-speed roller coaster kidnapping, this nonstop adventure will have readers laughing and gasping for air.
• Reluctant Heroes: They never asked to be geniuses, and they certainly didn't ask to be hunted by a villain named Archie Clone. But saving the world (and themselves) is now on their summer to-do list.
• Weird-but-True Fun: Perfect for fans of funny books for kids, this series is filled with real photos and facts about offbeat American landmarks that make geography an adventure.