I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200
Jan 2026 · Sold by Page Street Horror
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To bright and anxious eight-year-old Kay Washington, the worst thing in the world is being alone with the quiet. That’s why Eddie Video makes the perfect imaginary friend: He’s smart, he’s loud, he loves pulling pranks, and he’s always there to chase away the silence.
To mid-forties, down-on-his-luck Ivan, the worst thing in the world happened when he lost his imaginary friend. Now cursed with the ability to see everyone else’s, Ivan makes a living by killing the imaginary friends of adults who couldn’t let go. But when one of Eddie Video’s “pranks” goes too far, Ivan agrees to make an exception and help Kay.
Only Ivan will soon learn that Eddie Video is nothing like the talking ostriches, star bears, and goblin princesses he’s encountered in the past, and it’s going to take a lot more than clumsy haymakers and steak knives to bring him down. A balance of comedy and catharsis, this dual-narrative tackles both the fear of growing up and the scars our childhood leaves behind.
To mid-forties, down-on-his-luck Ivan, the worst thing in the world happened when he lost his imaginary friend. Now cursed with the ability to see everyone else’s, Ivan makes a living by killing the imaginary friends of adults who couldn’t let go. But when one of Eddie Video’s “pranks” goes too far, Ivan agrees to make an exception and help Kay.
Only Ivan will soon learn that Eddie Video is nothing like the talking ostriches, star bears, and goblin princesses he’s encountered in the past, and it’s going to take a lot more than clumsy haymakers and steak knives to bring him down. A balance of comedy and catharsis, this dual-narrative tackles both the fear of growing up and the scars our childhood leaves behind.
To bright and anxious eight-year-old Kay Washington, the worst thing in the world is being alone with the quiet. That’s why Eddie Video makes the perfect imaginary friend: He’s smart, he’s loud, he loves pulling pranks, and he’s always there to chase away the silence.
To mid-forties, down-on-his...
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Brett Ellefson
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May 30, 2026
An incredible book. It took me two months to finish, because it kept stressing me out so bad I'd have to put it down.
About the author
Robert Brockway is a novelist, screenwriter, podcast host, and co-founder of the 1-900-HOTDOG comedy empire. He’s the author of the post-apocalyptic horror epic Carrier Wave, as well as the punk-rock horror series The Vicious Circuit from Tor Books. He hails from Portland, Oregon, where a witch once told him he was immortal. She hasn’t been proven wrong yet.
Robert Brockway is a novelist, screenwriter, podcast host, and co-founder of the 1-900-HOTDOG comedy empire. He’s the author of the post-apocalyptic horror epic Carrier Wave, as well as the punk-rock horror series The Vicious Circuit from Tor Books. He hails from Portland, Oregon, where a witch o...
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