Meet the Dullards
About this ebook
Their home is boring. Their food is plain. Their lives are monotonous. And Mr. and Mrs. Dullard like it that way.
But their children—Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud—have other ideas. . . .
Never has dullness been so hilarious than in this deadpan, subversive tale.
One family’s quest for ultimate boredom. Three kids with a secret talent for fun.
- Absurd Humor: Mr. and Mrs. Dullard prefer watching paint dry to going on adventures and consider beige the most exciting color.
- Books About Being Different: While their parents try to make life as monotonous as possible, Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud are secretly looking for a little excitement.
- Family Stories: Join the Dullards, a family so committed to being boring they’ll move house to escape colorful leaves and a neighbor bearing cake.
- Creativity for Kids: A clever, deadpan story that celebrates the joy of play, imagination, and finding the circus even when you’re not supposed to.
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About the author
Sara Pennypacker is the author of the New York Times bestselling Pax and Pax, Journey Home; the award-winning Clementine series and its spinoff series, Waylon; and the acclaimed novels Summer of the Gypsy Moths and Here in the Real World. She divides her time between Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and Florida. You can visit her online at sarapennypacker.com.
Daniel Salmieri was born in Brooklyn, New York. After that, nothing much else happened. Oh yeah—he did illustrate some books: Dragons Love Tacos, Secret Pizza Party, and Those Darn Squirrels!
