New Moon

If anyone ever tells you that the fact that they had auditory hallucinations of you're voice while they were trying to kill themselves is what convinced them that you truly love them, run...run FAR away and don't look back. Also, I officially hate Bella, at one point a bunch of people die and she gets mad at herself for crying about it because with tears in her eyes she can't see how hot her boyfriend is. That's her whole personality in a nut shell.

Everything is not perfect with Edward and Bella. After Bella gives herself a paper cut one of the members of the Cullen members can barely resist their hunger of blood, she was in danger. After a while the Cullen's leave thinking it is best for Bella so they don't put her in anymore danger. She falls into deep depression for months. The depression goes away when she is with her best friend Jacob it was like the hole in her chest was never there. Later, Bella doesn't realize that she is not safe anymore in Forks but also she will not be safe being around Jacob. Alice and Bella go to Italy to stop Edward from ending his existence. The Cullen's are back and they didn't realize that Bella was in danger from Victoria. Bella did not believe that Edward wasn't in her imagination at the end but finally she realized it.

This crap is killing the vampire genre faster then any three other badly written stories. Pale skin, Gap clothes and body glitter does not make a vampire; it makes a member of a boy band. This series is just the underworld series with more fluff and less actual fighting. The only good concept is the idea that a half vampire child in the womb would try to drain all of its mother’s blood. Too bad the author chose to explore this idea in a touchy feely unicorns and bunnies style of writing. Seriously there is no character grown, no real conflict resolution, and overall no real plot. The only people that like this murder of trees (i.e. a waste of paper) are romance readers and twelve year old girls who have not discovered writing skills above what Disney and Nickelodeon allow on their pre-teen shows. I would not even rate this one star, but Google Books does not allow a lower rating. Now if you will excuse me, I have a stake through the heart to deliver to the 'person' that badgered me into reading this $&!%...