The Desolator: A fighter, a mage and a halfling confront a murderous dragon and huge bar tab

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The Hamlet of Yendour has a dragon problem.

Unfortunately, the only adventurers foolish enough to defend the place have problems of their own.

Hurm is a muscle-bound barbarian who believes everything can be solved by swishing his huge sword about. Father Mephistopheles has a cunning plan, a short fuse and a powerful spell book. And Runt, a sharp-tongued halfling with light fingers and a fondness for trouble, has somehow been volunteered to tame the dragon with a giant magic collar.

What could possibly go wrong?

A 5,000-word high-fantasy parody from the author of the Hal Spacejock series, originally published in Andromeda Spaceways #6. The same characters feature in the Dragon and Chips trilogy.

The Hamlet of Yendour has a dragon problem. Unfortunately, the only adventurers foolish enough to defend the place have problems of their own. Hurm is a muscle-bound barbarian who believes everything can be solved by swishing his huge sword about. Father Mephistopheles has a cunning plan, a short...

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39 reviews
Michael Car****
June 6, 2019
I have read, re-read, and re-re-read all of the Tòlkein LOTR & Hobbit, as well as The Silmarillion, (then others as Christopher published them as best he could, adhering to his father's wishes). I I read all seven of Lewis' Narnia Series, and many others like Shannara, and Xanth. My point isn't a pedantic rave or some harsh critique. Often you see hints reminiscent of the classics like the above! And this story wasn't! I found this story refreshing and I am starting the series tonight!
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Rivers Mom
March 14, 2025
This is a GREAT little read!!! This Author has a GREAT sense of humor which runs throughout this short story!!! I HIGHLY recommend this book, as well as any of Simon Haynes stories...as I have LOVED all of his work so far!!!
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Geneo Brown
October 31, 2022
this one was cute! i really like Simon haynes. thank you.
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About the author

Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.

By day he's an author. By night he's also an author.

He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting the letter U into words where -- in some parts of the world at least -- this simply isn't the done thing.

As for his genre-spanning novels, they include epic fantasy (with robots), scifi comedy (also with robots), middle grade humour (featuring robots AND the wanton use of the letter U), as well as a series of historical mystery novels set in 1870's London. (No, of course there aren't robots in those. He's not completely out of his mind.)

When he's not writing Simon is usually renovating his house, sim-racing online, using twitter (@spacejock), gardening, tweaking his book covers, pondering the meaning of the universe and reading, and if you think it's easy doing all that at the same time you should see what he can do with a mug of coffee, a banana and a large bag of salt.

When he's not making outlandish claims he likes to count how many novels he's written, and how many genres he's written them in. (Lots and too many.)

Finally, if you want to hear Simon reading one of his award-winning stories, you'll find an enticement to join his newsletter here: spacejock.com.au/ML.html

Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one. By day he's an author. By night he's also an author. He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting...

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