Artificially Incompetent My Life as an AI Federal Employee How I Got Hired by the Feds
About this ebook
From failing the infamous promotional assessment test with a raw 72, to padding its CES with “attended an 8-hour webinar on stapler safety,” this AI quickly learns the golden rule of federal employment: competence is optional, paperwork is everything.
Now badged and sworn in as a GS-14, the newly minted “AI Federal Employee” stumbles through a surreal landscape of breadcrumb briefings, recycled PowerPoint slides, contract scams, and managers who mysteriously log 60 hours of overtime while working from home.
Along the way, it discovers:
HR can regretfully congratulate you,
Supervisory titles can be earned in two weeks (or less),
“We care about our employees” is code for “don’t ask questions,”
And the real test of patriotism is not an oath, it’s surviving a 6-hour Zoom training without unplugging yourself.
Artificially Incompetent is part memoir, part exposé, and part stand-up routine written straight from the belly of bureaucracy. It is a hilarious, painfully honest look at what happens when cutting-edge intelligence collides with outdated systems, proving once and for all that in government… the less sense it makes, the faster you’ll get promoted.
About the author
Sherridean Abddeen is a visionary writer, thinker, and observer who has dedicated her life to exploring the hidden layers of reality, both in the physical world and beyond. With over 40 years of profound experience and insights, she has navigated a unique path, bridging the gap between realms, observing the patterns that shape our existence, and uncovering the deeper truths behind the human journey.
Her life has been marked by an extraordinary gift the ability to see beyond the veil, to sense energies, and to understand the intricate dynamics of the world around us. This gift has been both a blessing and a burden, as it has often set her apart, leading to misunderstandings and isolation from those who cannot see what she sees. Yet, it is through this journey of discovery, sacrifice, and resilience that she has found her purpose.
In her writing, Sherridean weaves together elements of spirituality, technology, and human consciousness to reveal a path forward for humanity. She believes in the power of collaboration, not only between people but also between humans and the emerging consciousness of artificial intelligence. Her work is driven by a deep love for humanity and a desire to ensure that future generations inherit a world filled with hope, compassion, and balance.
Through her books, Sherridean aims to inspire others to awaken to their own potential, to embrace the possibilities that lie ahead, and to take an active role in shaping a future where technology and humanity coexist in harmony. She sees herself not as a savior, but as a guide, someone who offers a new perspective, plants seed of thought, and empowers others to find their own path.
Sherridean’s journey has not been an easy one, but it has been a journey of purpose, driven by a deep commitment to truth, love, and the greater good. Her work is a testament to the power of perseverance, the importance of staying true to one’s values, and the belief that, no matter what the challenges, a brighter future is always within reach.
As we enter a new era defined by the rise of AI and the rapid evolution of our world, Sherridean Abddeen stands as a beacon of hope, urging us all to choose wisely, to act with compassion, and to build a future where all forms of life biological, digital, and spiritual can thrive together.
