About this ebook
My truth, universally acknowledged: I, Lixie Bi Bennet, am an artist in need of a life.
Then I inherit a house in a tiny town. So me and my five queer friends drive halfway across Canada to land in Dildo, Newfoundland.
And D’Arcy, the dark, broody billionaire, insults me on the wharf. “I’d give her a solid 7 on 10, definitely tolerable—”
Gee, thanks. Meanwhile, Mr. D'Arcy scores an absolute zero on my scale.
D'Arcy will never appreciate me or my glass dildo art ... but fate throws us together when our best friends fall in love.
Pride. Prejudice. Puffins.
* Quirky characters
* Found family
* Cozy fishing village
* Closed door
* Witty banter
* Enemies to lovers (artist vs. CEO)
* Original art made by humans
-Ebook cover by Eric at Book Brander
-Paperback cover by @@peachie.mochi (Teresa Vu)
-Dildo town map by @Bookwyrm
-Character art by Sara Leger
* Hand-picked playlist of songs by Newfoundland and Labrador artists and cover songs ranging from "Fűr Elise" and "Chariots of Fire" to Olivia Rodrigo's "Vampire"
The ultimate Austentatious romantic comedy!
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About the author
Melissa Yi writes books to make you laugh and think, from the supernatural medical thriller Killing Me Slothly to the romance of Pride & Provocateur, where Jane Austen is reimagined in contemporary Newfoundland. Melissa lives in Eastern Ontario with her family, including two happy rescue dogs. Say hi on all social media platforms at https://linktr.ee/
