I kept on climbing, but my wife had stopped dead in her tracks. I turned around to look at her and pay attention now to HER body language and her facial expressions. She had gone almost stark white, like she had just seen her entire family murdered.
“Wwwhhhatt do you mean? I wasn’t in the woods last night,” she stuttered. I could see her hand shaking a little. While this wasn’t my idea of fun to lead my wife on like this, I must say I was enjoying it.