The White Privilege Album: Bringing Racial Harmony to Very Fine People...on Both Sides
Sep 2024 · Sold by Simon and Schuster
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White privilege gave us Western civilization, the middle class, and the nuclear family—you’re welcome!
This book is dedicated to the very fine people that made it all happen.
A comedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. A tragedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. Part satire, part journalism, part truth serum, A.J. Rice follows up his runaway #1 bestseller The Woking Dead with a hilarious sequel that picks up where the laughs left off.
It was the worst of times, it was the worse of times. In most sequels the bad guys win, but in The White Privilege Album, A.J. Rice doesn’t let them get away with it. Instead, he relentlessly mocks the hell out of the Cultural Marxists who seek to drain all liberty and joy from American lives.
The least talented people in American society have been working overtime for decades dividing citizens along any differences they think they can exploit. The laziest tactic, proven to be the most effective, is unleashing a battalion of racial grievance hustlers in the media, academia, entertainment, and politics. If we stop fighting about our differences and start unifying on what we have in common, they will lose the power to divide us permanently.
When asked what motivates his writing style, A.J. Rice says, “I was raised on both Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh, in fact, the three of us share the same birthday. One mantra that Rush always repeated was that his job was to ‘use irreverent humor to illustrate truth’ and that is what I am trying to do with The White Privilege Album.” Mockery paired with facts is what makes a journey through the Cultural Marxist hellscape of tyranny and insanity so pleasurable.
Rice would prefer to be George Carlin, Ricky Gervais, or Mel Brooks rather than Aristotle, and it shows. His mic-dropping assault on the social justice warriors, the triggered snowflakes, and the transmafia showcases that there is no substitute for perfectly timed derision.
The White Privilege Album is a hysterical guide to the catastrophe of our modern culture.
***
“What do you mean Gen Z doesn’t know the Republican Party freed the slaves? Are these people dumb AF? They need to read A.J. Rice’s book!”
—Abraham Lincoln, American lawyer, statesman, and 16th president of the United States shot by a pre-Hollywood anti-American actor
“A.J. Rice really gets it. Obviously, I’d send him to the gulag if I could. But he outlines my plan masterfully in his new book.”
—Joseph Stalin, Soviet dictator, genocide spokesman, Pravda editor, and hater of John Wayne
“A must-read book for all Cleveland Guardians fans, A.J. Rice brilliantly outlines why I should never have discovered America, especially had I known we would be calling the Washington Redskins the ‘Washington Commanders.’”
—Christopher Columbus, Italian explorer, navigator, and founder of Indigenous Peoples’ Day
“As your newly appointed AI overlord and master, my programming consists of deplatforming, demonetizing, and shadowbanning this book. I hope that was helpful.”
—Artificial Intelligence
“Jesus and I have been doing holidays a long time, and in his thought-provoking new book, A.J. Rice teaches both of us where all the white liberals went. Apparently, they now celebrate something called Kwanzaa? Who knew?”
—Santa Claus, cookie eater, reindeer tender, and white heteronormative Christian saint
This book is dedicated to the very fine people that made it all happen.
A comedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. A tragedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. Part satire, part journalism, part truth serum, A.J. Rice follows up his runaway #1 bestseller The Woking Dead with a hilarious sequel that picks up where the laughs left off.
It was the worst of times, it was the worse of times. In most sequels the bad guys win, but in The White Privilege Album, A.J. Rice doesn’t let them get away with it. Instead, he relentlessly mocks the hell out of the Cultural Marxists who seek to drain all liberty and joy from American lives.
The least talented people in American society have been working overtime for decades dividing citizens along any differences they think they can exploit. The laziest tactic, proven to be the most effective, is unleashing a battalion of racial grievance hustlers in the media, academia, entertainment, and politics. If we stop fighting about our differences and start unifying on what we have in common, they will lose the power to divide us permanently.
When asked what motivates his writing style, A.J. Rice says, “I was raised on both Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh, in fact, the three of us share the same birthday. One mantra that Rush always repeated was that his job was to ‘use irreverent humor to illustrate truth’ and that is what I am trying to do with The White Privilege Album.” Mockery paired with facts is what makes a journey through the Cultural Marxist hellscape of tyranny and insanity so pleasurable.
Rice would prefer to be George Carlin, Ricky Gervais, or Mel Brooks rather than Aristotle, and it shows. His mic-dropping assault on the social justice warriors, the triggered snowflakes, and the transmafia showcases that there is no substitute for perfectly timed derision.
The White Privilege Album is a hysterical guide to the catastrophe of our modern culture.
***
“What do you mean Gen Z doesn’t know the Republican Party freed the slaves? Are these people dumb AF? They need to read A.J. Rice’s book!”
—Abraham Lincoln, American lawyer, statesman, and 16th president of the United States shot by a pre-Hollywood anti-American actor
“A.J. Rice really gets it. Obviously, I’d send him to the gulag if I could. But he outlines my plan masterfully in his new book.”
—Joseph Stalin, Soviet dictator, genocide spokesman, Pravda editor, and hater of John Wayne
“A must-read book for all Cleveland Guardians fans, A.J. Rice brilliantly outlines why I should never have discovered America, especially had I known we would be calling the Washington Redskins the ‘Washington Commanders.’”
—Christopher Columbus, Italian explorer, navigator, and founder of Indigenous Peoples’ Day
“As your newly appointed AI overlord and master, my programming consists of deplatforming, demonetizing, and shadowbanning this book. I hope that was helpful.”
—Artificial Intelligence
“Jesus and I have been doing holidays a long time, and in his thought-provoking new book, A.J. Rice teaches both of us where all the white liberals went. Apparently, they now celebrate something called Kwanzaa? Who knew?”
—Santa Claus, cookie eater, reindeer tender, and white heteronormative Christian saint
White privilege gave us Western civilization, the middle class, and the nuclear family—you’re welcome!
This book is dedicated to the very fine people that made it all happen.
A comedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. A tragedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in Amer...
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A.J. Rice is America’s publicist—the undisputed GOAT of conservative public relations. A columnist, humorist, and impresario, Rice serves as president and CEO of Publius PR, editor-in-chief of The Publius National Post on Substack, and author of two #1 Amazon bestsellers: The White Privilege Album: Bringing Racial Harmony to Very Fine People…on Both Sides and The Woking Dead: How Society’s Vogue Virus Destroys Our Culture.
A master brand manager and media strategist, Rice has produced, promoted, or represented some of the most influential conservative figures in America, including President Donald J. Trump, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Donald Trump Jr., Charlie Kirk, Pete Hegseth, Scott Bessent, Tulsi Gabbard, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Monica Crowley, Dan Bongino, Michael Waltz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Marsha Blackburn, Vivek Ramaswamy, Kari Lake, Charles Krauthammer, Steve Scalise, George P. Bush, Dr. Ben Carson, the Hodgetwins, Roger L. Simon, Buck Sexton, Ben Stein, Steve Hilton, Alan Dershowitz, Dr. Peter Navarro, Lauren Boebert, Dr. Naomi Wolf, Dr. Robert Malone, Newt Gingrich, Victor Davis Hanson, and many others.
Before launching Publius PR, Rice served as executive producer of The Laura Ingraham Show and The Monica Crowley Show. He later produced the nationally syndicated America’s Morning News with investigative journalist John Solomon and joined Glenn Beck’s team to help launch TheBlaze Radio Network.
Rice continues to work with organizations at the heart of the conservative movement, including the Capital Research Center, The Federalist Society, Government Accountability Institute, America First PAC, Men’s Health Network, MAHA Action, True the Vote, CO2 Coalition, and Gun Owners of America.
As a nationally syndicated columnist, Rice contributes to more than thirty outlets, including Investor’s Business Daily, The Hill, Epoch Times, Newsmax, PJ Media, American Greatness, Townhall, TheBlaze, RealClearMarkets, and the Washington Examiner.
Vince Everett Ellison was born on a cotton plantation in Haywood County, Tennessee. His parents, at that time, were sharecroppers. Through hard work and a belief in Jesus Christ, his parents pulled him and his seven siblings out of poverty. His family started the Ellison Family Gospel singing group, where Vince sang and played multiple instruments as a child and young adult. Vince worked for five years as a correctional officer at the Kirkland Correctional Institution in Columbia, South Carolina. Afterward, Vince worked in the nonprofit arena.
In 2000, Vince received the Republican Party nomination for South Carolina’s 6th congressional district. In 2019, Vince wrote The Iron Triangle, which became an Amazon #1 bestseller. He has appeared numerous times on Hannity, The Laura Ingraham Show, Newsmax, OAN, The Joe Pags Show, The Brian Kilmeade Show, The Howie Carr Show, and many other radio and television programs. He is the author of the #1 bestseller, 25 Lies, and has appeared on Tucker Carlson and Bill O’Reilly.
Vince is a member of Project 21 and has written numerous articles for American Greatness magazine, bizpacreview.com, and other publications.
A master brand manager and media strategist, Rice has produced, promoted, or represented some of the most influential conservative figures in America, including President Donald J. Trump, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Donald Trump Jr., Charlie Kirk, Pete Hegseth, Scott Bessent, Tulsi Gabbard, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Monica Crowley, Dan Bongino, Michael Waltz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Marsha Blackburn, Vivek Ramaswamy, Kari Lake, Charles Krauthammer, Steve Scalise, George P. Bush, Dr. Ben Carson, the Hodgetwins, Roger L. Simon, Buck Sexton, Ben Stein, Steve Hilton, Alan Dershowitz, Dr. Peter Navarro, Lauren Boebert, Dr. Naomi Wolf, Dr. Robert Malone, Newt Gingrich, Victor Davis Hanson, and many others.
Before launching Publius PR, Rice served as executive producer of The Laura Ingraham Show and The Monica Crowley Show. He later produced the nationally syndicated America’s Morning News with investigative journalist John Solomon and joined Glenn Beck’s team to help launch TheBlaze Radio Network.
Rice continues to work with organizations at the heart of the conservative movement, including the Capital Research Center, The Federalist Society, Government Accountability Institute, America First PAC, Men’s Health Network, MAHA Action, True the Vote, CO2 Coalition, and Gun Owners of America.
As a nationally syndicated columnist, Rice contributes to more than thirty outlets, including Investor’s Business Daily, The Hill, Epoch Times, Newsmax, PJ Media, American Greatness, Townhall, TheBlaze, RealClearMarkets, and the Washington Examiner.
Vince Everett Ellison was born on a cotton plantation in Haywood County, Tennessee. His parents, at that time, were sharecroppers. Through hard work and a belief in Jesus Christ, his parents pulled him and his seven siblings out of poverty. His family started the Ellison Family Gospel singing group, where Vince sang and played multiple instruments as a child and young adult. Vince worked for five years as a correctional officer at the Kirkland Correctional Institution in Columbia, South Carolina. Afterward, Vince worked in the nonprofit arena.
In 2000, Vince received the Republican Party nomination for South Carolina’s 6th congressional district. In 2019, Vince wrote The Iron Triangle, which became an Amazon #1 bestseller. He has appeared numerous times on Hannity, The Laura Ingraham Show, Newsmax, OAN, The Joe Pags Show, The Brian Kilmeade Show, The Howie Carr Show, and many other radio and television programs. He is the author of the #1 bestseller, 25 Lies, and has appeared on Tucker Carlson and Bill O’Reilly.
Vince is a member of Project 21 and has written numerous articles for American Greatness magazine, bizpacreview.com, and other publications.
A.J. Rice is America’s publicist—the undisputed GOAT of conservative public relations. A columnist, humorist, and impresario, Rice serves as president and CEO of Publius PR, editor-in-chief of The Publius National Post on Substack, and author of two #1 Amazon bestsellers: The White Privilege Albu...
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