My FANGtastically Evil Vampire Pet

WELCOME TO CAMP MWHAAA-HAA-HA-A-WATHA 

This summer is going to be Epic. Epically Evil, that is. ’Cause I’m going to Evil Scientist Summer Camp!  

No annoying little brothers. No annoying zombie goldfish. Just me; my best friend, Sanj; our notebook of evil plans; and my truly evil (and totally forbidden) vampire kitten, Fang. We’ve got it all planned out. … Okay, so maybe I didn’t expect totally-not-evil Geeky Girl to show up, or Sanj to find a new partner to work with, but there’s no way I’m going to let them ruin my summer. Evil Emperor of the Camp, here I come!  

Signed,  

the Great and Powerful Mark