How To Train Your Human: A Cat’s Guide to Feline Mastery
About this audiobook
Your cat has read this book. Now it's your turn.
In How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide to Feline Mastery, the tables are turned—and the litter box is optional. Narrated by a delightfully smug feline life coach, this satirical guide offers a whisker-sharp look at the art of human manipulation, from the strategic 3 a.m. zoomies to the power of a well-timed purr. Whether you're a seasoned cat servant or a rookie still clinging to the illusion of control, this book will leave you laughing, nodding, and nervously checking your cat's search history.
Packed with "training exercises," passive-aggressive commentary, and emotionally manipulative meow scripts, this is more than a parody—it's a love letter to the mysterious, maddening, and magical bond between cats and their humans. Beneath the humor lies a tender truth: cats don't just own our homes—they own our hearts.
Perfect for readers who adore The Secret Life of Pets, Grumpy Cat, or Cat vs. Human, this book is a must-have for anyone who's ever asked, "Do I live with a cat… or for one?"
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About the author
Neil J. Milliner is a contemporary author, creative educator, and publisher focusing on helping creatives, introverts, and musicians build authentic brands, overcome perfectionism, and navigate career challenges through practical, psychology-backed guides. He writes books on music marketing (*The Musician's Marketing Playbook), songwriting (*Emotional Hooks Handbook), sustainable living, self-improvement (*How to Feel Better Without Fixing Everything), and building creative spaces. He runs his own imprint, Books by Neil J, and emphasizes connecting with one's core self for aligned, meaningful creation.
