Diddly Squat: The No 1 Sunday Times Bestseller

· Penguin · Narrated by Jeremy Clarkson
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Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm

THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER


Welcome to Clarkson's farm.

It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.

And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.

From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.

Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he's discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .

'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph

'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out

'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

© Jeremy Clarkson 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2021

Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER Welcome to Clarkson's farm. It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his...

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98 reviews
Darren
November 23, 2021
As expected, a comical insight into a life on the farm.... But a bit rushed (audio book)
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Michael Curtin
January 18, 2023
Jeremy Clarkson is one of my personal heroes, I already bought one book from one of his colleagues (a certain short guy from Birmingham) but I plan to buy this audiobook
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James Burton
December 13, 2021
Best book i've ever listened to, although I haven't actually listened to it yet
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About the author

Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.
Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on televi...

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