Cute But Psycho

· Verfallen Asylum Book 1 · Pink Flamingo Productions · Narrated by Aleksi Graves, Jay Raymond, Rip Devons, and Theo Sinclair
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I'm certifiably insane. Just ask my amazing therapist. He's my soul mate and a vampiric serial killer. There's no one I'd rather stalk more.


Except no more late-night slinking for me. I'm in the Asylum, committed as a danger to myself and others. They tell me I'm delusional, and they aren't wrong...except about what.


See, this place is made for supernaturals too dangerous to let roam free. The doctors, the staff, the family members that helped put us here are all in on it, trying to convince us magic is just another delusion. They plan to keep us here forever—sedated and docile.


Aren't we all just perfect test subjects for inhumane experiments? Well, the doctors think so at least.


Yeah...it's time to bust out of the loony bin. Unfortunately for our zookeepers, we're the most dangerous supernaturals there are, and we haven't been taking our medicine.


A genetically modified super alpha wolf monster. An ultra-rare basilisk so venomous he can't leave any skin exposed. My dreamy serial-killing vampire therapist.


Oh, and me. A genetic marvel, one of the few dhamphyr to ever exist and probably, just a little...more crazy than most.


Nighty night Asylum. Don't let the nightmares bite.


Author Note: Full-length STAND-ALONE! This is a why choose/reverse harem dark paranormal romance where the female lead does not need to choose between her three male love interests. There are M/M scenes, steam, and mature themes, including violence, language, etc.

I'm certifiably insane. Just ask my amazing therapist. He's my soul mate and a vampiric serial killer. There's no one I'd rather stalk more. Except no more late-night slinking for me. I'm in the Asylum, committed as a danger to myself and others. They tell me I'm delusional, and they aren't wron...

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3 reviews
Kristy Rusie
January 1, 2026
Was crazy entertaining but also psychotic. All the characters are coocoo for coco puffs, but you end up finding them endearing in the end. Definitely check triggers bf reading. I bumped a star bc the ending was brisk and instead of a post climax glow the epilogue introduces a new character. I wouldn't have minded that if we'd been given a single chapter for the HEA to settle in, but alas we don't. Overall, I enjoyed this little band of psychos.
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Samantha Wright
September 17, 2026
I've listened to this story at least four times. Recommend to the dearly depraved like myself.
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