Maybe Im The Problem?: How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap

Are you tired of being emotionally stable?

Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?

Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.

From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.

Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like:

Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life.

Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.

Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics.

The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams.

Perfect for anyone who's ever:

✅ Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour.

✅ Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009.

✅ Texted “no worries!!” while absolutely seething with worry.

✅ Said “hope that helps!” in an email while actively panicking.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include:

Increased self-awareness,

Decreased self-awareness,

Or both simultaneously.

Reader discretion is advised. (But don’t think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you’re overthinking whether you’re overthinking.)