Bill The Vampire: A Horror Comedy

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM.

My name’s Bill Ryder and I used to enjoy D&D, cold beer, and not getting my ass kicked by monsters. Sadly, that all came to an end the night I met Sally, a blonde bombshell with a sharp wit and even sharper teeth.

Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by undead pricks who are stronger, faster, and better looking than me. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, is looking for any excuse to put me out of his misery. There’s just one small catch. I'm a rare breed of vamp, one who’s immune to his control and not afraid to tell him where to shove it.

Good thing too because my roommates would rather set me on fire than help, while Sally's too busy exploiting me for personal gain. Talk about a freaking dumpster fire. I might be a bloodsucking predator of the night, but if I don't get my act together, I'll end up at the bottom of the food chain.

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Bram Stoker meets Revenge of the Nerds in Bill The Vampire – book one of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that’ll leave you thirsting for more.

If you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you laughing from dusk til dawn.

Don’t miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and get ready to die laughing.

Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure

Content Warning: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing.