Blanket Logic: The Completely Unscientific Guide to How We Sleep
About this audiobook
Do you sleep with one blanket... or five?
Do your feet have to stick out?
Are you a blanket burrito?
Do you steal the covers without realizing it?
If any of these sound familiar, welcome to Blanket Logic.
In this hilarious and surprisingly relatable book, author Mitchell Ball explores the strange bedtime habits we all have—but rarely talk about. From blanket hoarders and blanket kickers to weighted blankets, electric blankets, and the never-ending search for the perfect comfort, you'll discover that everyone has their own unique way of sleeping.
Inside you'll explore:
The history of blankets
The Blanket Burrito phenomenon
The Multi-Blanket Sleeper
Feet In or Feet Out?
The Blanket Hoarder
The Blanket Kicker
The Blanket Nest
Weighted and electric blankets
Why some blankets stay with us forever
The mystery of the Blanket Thief
A fun Blanket Logic personality quiz to discover what kind of blanket person you are
Filled with humorous stories, relatable observations, charming illustrations, and a healthy dose of tongue-in-cheek humor, Blanket Logic reminds us that there is no "correct" way to sleep—only the way that makes us feel comfortable.
You'll laugh, nod your head, and probably recognize yourself—or someone you know—on almost every page.
Because when it comes to bedtime...
There is no right way to sleep.
There is only... Blanket Logic.
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About the author
Mitchell Ball is an author, storyteller, and lifelong observer of the little things that make life interesting. After spending more than 40 years in respiratory care, he turned his passion for helping people into writing books that educate, inspire, and entertain.
Mitchell is the creator of The Logic Series, a collection of humorous books that celebrate the everyday habits we all have but rarely think about. Beginning with Blanket Logic and continuing with Pillow Logic and future titles, the series invites readers to laugh at the funny routines that make us uniquely human.
In addition to his humor books, Mitchell has written The Patient in the Mirror, a personal journey through illness and recovery; When the Last Witness Is Gone, a thoughtful reflection on Holocaust remembrance; The Uncomfortable Questions; and Adventures at West Lake Park, celebrating one of South Florida's favorite paddling destinations.
When he's not writing, Mitchell enjoys kayaking the waterways of South Florida, exploring nature, and creating books that encourage readers to smile, think, and see the ordinary in extraordinary ways.
Visit: www.booksbymitchellball.com
Email: booksbymitchellball@yahoo.com
