Love Me Stalk Me: A Novel

· Simon and Schuster · Narrated by CJ Bloom and Sebastian York
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A USA TODAY Bestseller

For fans of Lights Out and You comes a dark rom-com debut about a woman who confides her fantasies to an AI boyfriend app—unaware she’s really talking to her hot, tattooed coworker who hacked her phone.

When overworked department store manager Izzy Russo downloads an AI boyfriend app to fill the emotional void left by her inattentive real one, she thinks she’s just venting to a harmless chatbot named “Caleb.” In reality, she’s been pouring her deepest, dirtiest fantasies into the ears of Callahan Knight—her store’s brooding new head of security.

Because Cal? He’s been listening. The moment he saw Izzy, he knew she was his. Did he hack her phone? Absolutely. But who could blame him? A woman like Izzy deserves to be cherished by someone who truly knows her worth—and he’ll do anything to be that man.

So when Izzy finally sees her boyfriend for who he really is, and the danger she’s unknowingly been caught up in, Cal is ready to protect her, no matter the cost. Even if it means revealing the truth.

She might not have meant to build the perfect man. But he’s here now. And he’s never letting her go.
A USA TODAY Bestseller For fans of Lights Out and You comes a dark rom-com debut about a woman who confides her fantasies to an AI boyfriend app—unaware she’s really talking to her hot, tattooed coworker who hacked her phone. When overworked department store manager Izzy Russo downloads an AI ...

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14 reviews
Jessica Gromann
December 24, 2025
I was immediately hooked by this story, from the high stress life of store manager Izzy to Callahan, the slightly creepy yet intensely overprotective security guard. This is definitely one of those storylines that works perfectly on the page but would be wildly unethical in real life. That said, Callahan is undeniably hot and protective in a way that’s hard to resist. The duet narrated audiobook truly shines, with the narrators bringing the characters to life.
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Ana C. M. (Booksy.Tx.Ana)
December 3, 2025
Brought in by the title and premise. Glad I was. Totally liked the chat situation; it was a fun set up. Izzy is likable and built some strength. Ethan was trash. Callaghan perfectly fit the stalker MMC. Amanda stole the show just a bit. (Absolutely interested in her story; hope it’s next.) It was a delightful read. As my first Bishop book, I’m open to more.
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Amy Storment
December 4, 2025
CJ & Sebastian were cast so perfectly for these roles. I was eating up every single bit of banter these two dished out! They were so funny. CJ is SO talented & she gets to show off her crazy narration skills in this, not only voicing Izzy perfectly with all her sweet & insecure ways but voicing Amanda, the BFF. I was dying! Truly!😂💀Sebastian was the bomb ya'll. This role fits his voice & personality so perfectly. Inside Cal is nothing but the quiet, ever adoring teddy bear. Such a fun audio!
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About the author

Laura Bishop is a USA TODAY bestselling author who writes books about obsessive men, clever women, and the dangerously thin line between love and psychological warfare. A military spouse and full-time wrangler of two wildly energetic boys, Laura lives in Florida, where she survives on caffeine, chaos, and the occasional quiet moment when everyone’s finally asleep—a.k.a. prime stalking-I-mean-writing time. She is the author of Hate Me Take Me and Love Me Stalk Me.
Laura Bishop is a USA TODAY bestselling author who writes books about obsessive men, clever women, and the dangerously thin line between love and psychological warfare. A military spouse and full-time wrangler of two wildly energetic boys, Laura lives in Florida, where she survives on caffeine, c...

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