We Are Never Getting Together

· Dreamscape Media · Narrated by Aunah Johnson and Parley Lambert
2 reviews
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7 hr 11 min
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In this reverse Parent Trap, two feuding teenagers pretend to be in love to keep their parents apart, but love has other plans. A clean YA rom-com from USA Today best-selling author, Janette Rallison.

Madeline and Cooper have had bad blood since junior year when she beat out his sister for the lead in the school play. Ever since, it’s been one petty escalation after another—plastic-wrapped cars, glitter bombs, and even a derogatory viral video. When their latest prank lands them in the principal’s office with their single parents in tow, Madeline and Cooper are shocked to find that their parents have hit it off and now have plans for a dinner date.

Horrified by the prospect of their parents falling in love, Madeline and Cooper reach a truce. To keep their parents apart, they’ll pretend their feud is over and that they’re in a relationship. They’re positive that by fake dating, their parents will realize their relationship is a terrible idea and stop seeing each other. But the longer their fake relationship continues, the more they discover that there may be things they actually like about each other. How long are Madeline and Cooper willing to keep up the ruse before they have to face the consequences of their actions?

In this reverse Parent Trap, two feuding teenagers pretend to be in love to keep their parents apart, but love has other plans. A clean YA rom-com from USA Today best-selling author, Janette Rallison. Madeline and Cooper have had bad blood since junior year when she beat out his sister for the l...

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MelissasBookshelf
May 10, 2026
We Are Never Getting Together was so much fun! I loved this clever, reverse Parent Trap, enemies-to-more, reluctant allies YA romance. Janette Rallison brings all the humor, angst, drama, & sweet high school romance in this delightful romcom. I loved Maddy & Cooper and all their hilarious antics as they try to keep their single parents from falling for each other. Highly recommend this clean, cute YA romcom!
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Shauna Jones
April 7, 2026
Such a fun story of two teenage enemies banding together in a joint cause. Their fight raged as pranks flew between them at school, until they pushed the limits too far and ended up in the office with the principal calling their parents. That they could have predicted. What they didn’t predict was their parents leaving their meeting with the principal with plans to see each other. So, they decide to join forces in a campaign to keep their parents apart by pretending they are a couple.
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