Tainted Love Valentine Cruise (Cruising Through Midlife 13)
About this audiobook
It’s Valentine’s Day aboard the Emerald Queen of the Seas! A swingers’ convention meets a conservative marriage retreat, and love isn’t the only thing in the air. Some couples swap more than Valentine’s cards—and when a relationship expert takes a fatal dive into the chocolate fountain, someone’s swapping murder for romance.
Trixie and the gang are exploring the British Isles and France—and so is a killer.
Join the fun as they enjoy excursions to Stonehenge, Blarney Castle, and beautiful Paris!
Cosmopolitan Magazine calls Addison’s books, “...easy, frothy fun!”
A laugh out loud Cozy Mystery by New York Times, USA TODAY, & Wall Street Journal bestseller Addison Moore. A cruise ship cozy mystery! Includes RECIPE!
Book Description:
Nothing says romantic getaway quite like stumbling over a dead body.
My name is Trixie Troublefield Baxter, and I’m setting sail on my much-anticipated Valentine’s cruise with my devastatingly handsome husband Ransom. All I wanted was ten days of champagne, chocolate fountains, and zero corpses. But when a relationship therapist takes a fatal dive into the chocolate fountain on our very first night, my romantic escape turns into homicide investigation faster than you can say till death do us part.
The Emerald Queen of the Seas is hosting two very different groups—traditional marriage counselors preaching monogamy and progressive lifestyle enthusiasts who believe sharing is caring—especially when it comes to spouses. When these opposing philosophies collide over canapés and champagne, someone decides murder is the ultimate relationship advice.
With my octogenarian sidekicks Bess and Nettie causing international incidents at every port, a ghostly widower offering cryptic clues, and enough romantic drama to sink the ship, I’ve got my hands full. Between dodging swingers, solving murders, and trying to keep my friends from being banned from World Heritage Sites, this Valentine’s cruise is turning into anything but a love boat.
The stakes have never been higher, the suspects never steamier, and if I don’t solve this case before we dock, happily ever after might turn into till death do us part for someone else on board.
Because when love is in the air and inhibitions are checked at the cabin door, murder isn’t the only thing that gets messy.
Midlife on the high seas is proving to be murder.
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About the author
Addison Moore is a New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author who writes contemporary and paranormal romance. Her work has been featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine. Previously she worked as a therapist on a locked psychiatric unit for nearly a decade. She resides on the West Coast with her husband, four wonderful children, and two cats where she eats too much chocolate and stays up way too late. When she's not writing, she's reading. Addison’s Celestra Series has been optioned for film by 20th Century Fox.
